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Columns & Collected Essays
Sexy Grammar for Dummies: “The Bachelor”
The lights are low. I have a glass of white wine in my left hand and a pen in my right. My high definition TV is flickering in front of...
Jan 26, 2012
Pornography for Mommies
Originally posted on the Huffington Post on January 18th. Read it here or below. Let me get one thing straight here, oh Moms In...
Jan 18, 2012
How Old is Too Old?
My son, Andrew, wants to know when he will be old enough to get a dog. The answer, scientifically speaking, is “When Mommy thinks you’re...
Jan 13, 2012
Working out? Listen Up! What will be your gym anthem of 2012?
Certain songs make me nostalgic for a particular time or place. The first kiss song. That break-your-heart, break-up song. The...
Jan 9, 2012
The Counter-Resolution Revolution
Happy New Year, everyone. In thinking about what to say at the beginning of 2012, I have decided to copy Harvard Business Review...
Dec 30, 2011
Leaving on A Jet Plane?
A note: This article was written by my husband, Brett, as a joke. He emulated my writing style and vented about me the way I always do...
Dec 2, 2011
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