True Halloween
I remember my very last True Halloween. What is a “True Halloween,” you ask? Well, to me, it means dressing up in a costume and walking...
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Columns & Collected Essays
- Oct 30, 2012
Lululemon for Girls?! Yes, it’s True! Meet Ivivva
First, let me just say, on behalf of all the Lululemon-loving women out there with young daughters… OMG! When I heard that the...
- Oct 12, 2012
Fairs, Hayrides, and Caramel Apples: From the Maise Maze to the Blaze
Every season offers up some kind of country fair that promises to make me gain weight while simultaneously upsetting my allergies. And...
- Sep 21, 2012
Like a Tornado: Madonna’s Recent Concert
My cell phone rang at 4:00 pm on Saturday, September 8 while my family and I were eating a weirdly-timed meal at Harry’s Burritos in...
- Sep 14, 2012
The Jolly Roger
My father-in-law thinks he’s a pirate. It started innocently enough, looking back. My 10-year-old son, Andrew, and his grandfather,...
- Aug 30, 2012
Into the Wild
I have written these words before, but I’ll write them again: I am not what you’d call athletic. I lack hand-eye coordination and any...
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